Some ads, a blog; and the blatant misuse of a semicolon.
It was 17 years ago. We were in Paris. I was backpacking and had a cute little Canadian flag on my backpack. You were a younger guy and you were with your buddies.
I asked you which station I should get off at to get to The Louvres. You smirked and looked down at my shoes. [...]
Seriously, if you see a woman around town, and you see something suspicious when you actually look into her eyes as opposed to her Joe Camel toe, please report it to me. I’ve been investigating this story since 1981. But I digress. This isn’t about Joe Camel’s toes. it’s about Betty Davis’ eyes
Here’s what Kim [...]
I’m currently typing this from the airport in Vancouver. My 21:15 flight back to Calgary has been delayed until 22:10. Now, i’ve never been too good with military time and I’ve never been in the army but I’m pretty sure that this brings me to 1 hour and 15 minutes later. So for now, let’s [...]
Let’s just say that I don’t have as much free time as this guy:
The moral of this post? I can’t think of one.
This past weekend, I went with my boy Zachary to the Calgary Zoo. They have an exhibit there called Dinosaurs Alive! The name is pretty much self-explanatory: you get to see dinosaurs that are, well, living. And by living, I mean moving robotically like giant robotic toys, only they’re dinosaurs, and they’re badass and scary [...]
I love multitasking.
The other morning, I was eating breakfast while reading the paper while feeding my daughter a bottle while ironing my blouse (yes, I wear a blouse) while humming along to a song on the radio when my cell phone rang.
I said hello and then I dropped my daughter and then I [...]
To me, Lenny Kravitz is hit and miss. Kinda like unprotected sex with Nicole Kidman. Alright, maybe that’s not the right comparison. But he did put out Always On The Run which was funky and groovy and one of the best instrumental endings of any track I’ve ever heard. Even Slash makes a cameo on [...]
Let me begin by saying that I don’t hate Tom Petty. To be honest, I quite enjoy some of his tracks including Don’t Come Around Here No More, You Got Lucky, and Here Comes My Girl to name three.
And sure, Tom Petty looks like Pat Benatar but at least he didn’t write Hit Me [...]
Enjoy.
The moral of this post? Zoe eats a lot. Good thing meat candles are healthy.