Some ads, a blog; and the blatant misuse of a semicolon.
So there I was at Safeway, in line, with my groceries on the belt. A guy lined up behind me carrying a jug of milk. Seeing that I had over fifty items, I did the honourable thing and told him to save my spot while I ran off and got bacon bits. When I returned, [...]
I grabbed a coffee and a brownie from a Second Cup the other day while I was in Edmonton (Edmonton has Second Cups). I’m not sure why I grabbed a brownie seeing that I’m trying to lose weight in the hopes that people will talk behind my back about how incredibly thin I am and [...]
Now, I’m not saying I want to start a Facebook page or anything, but do you wanna?
With social media being what it is, I thought I’d share with the world what I’m really into. For years, I’ve been hiding behind snowboarding and hockey and music to be like everyone else, to be macho, to [...]
Funny, I didn’t see Dime Phlegm on Sweat on your menu. But that’s what your Turkey and Bacon on Ranch tasted like the other day.
Granted, your part time sandwich maker was wearing latex gloves. So I immediately associated that with clean, pure and delicious. But after seeing the sandwich maker ring in another customer’s order [...]
My four year old wanted a Slurpee this past long weekend. It’s his thing now. Sometimes I say no. Sometimes I say yes. To trick him and confuse him and to make him think, I sometimes say maybe. In the end, he usually gets his way. And by usually I mean always.
When we get to [...]
My boy and I play hockey. He’s always winning and that’s just the way it is these days. I get penalties, I hit posts, my goals are disallowed for whatever reason my son gives me and this time it was the infamous “papa, that didn’t count because I just made a save papa and [...]
I recently moved back to Vancouver from Calgary. I traded in my cowboy hat for weed and got arrested shortly thereafter. I was taken to jail (and no, I didn’t pass go and no, I didn’t collect $200 and yes my cell mate’s name was Tyrone but I’m not going to go into great detail, [...]
Sadly, I’m leaving for North Vancouver in a few days. Thought this video was sort of fitting. Hey, what are all these tears falling on my keyboard all about?
(Unrelated, but the girl at the beginning of this video went on to become very successful in the adult massage business.)
The moral of this post? I’m [...]
It was 17 years ago. We were in Paris. I was backpacking and had a cute little Canadian flag on my backpack. You were a younger guy and you were with your buddies.
I asked you which station I should get off at to get to The Louvres. You smirked and looked down at my shoes. [...]