Sebastien Wilcox

Some ads, a blog; and the blatant misuse of a semicolon.

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I love heavy metal. I loved it more when my hair was feathered and my three balls were squished inside my acid wash Levis. But I especially loved the way every metal band sang about the very exact thing.

Here’s a dozen bands that were guilty of not knowing what a thesaurus was:

The moral of this post? Watch 1984’s “I Wanna Rock” video to see how time flies. (It’s the fifth video posted here.)

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