Some ads, a blog; and the blatant misuse of a semicolon.
(Previously on Vancouver 2010.)
The ding dong of the doorbell woke me up. The TV was on and N Synch was playing live at the 2002 Winter Games in Salt Lake City. Apparently, I had a thing for N Synch. And figure skaters. Man, my head hurt and I couldn’t even blame it all on time [...]
(Previously on Vancouver 2010.)
In 2002, the winter games were in Salt Lake. This is what I tuned into.
After about 13 seconds, I flipped the channel. This is what I saw.
The moral of this post? A parody within a parody within a parody within a parody after having watched N Synch perform at the 2002 Winter [...]
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The year is 2058. I’m in hell right now, not trouble, I’m in actual hell. And I’m here to tell you, it’s hot in here. And unfortunately, it’s not just me.
Being 87 years old is kind of a funny thing if funny meant depressing, ragged, and having a hate on for the [...]
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My hangover was a little more intense than usual. I woke up on the floor of my living room. I couldn’t remember how I got there, but at least I knew where I was and what year it was.
Or at least I thought I did.
A commercial for Wonder Bread played. It was [...]
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When I was 18, I discovered that I could see into the future. I’d get these flashes, these images, these Nostradamus-like visions of what the future would hold. Good or bad. The first time I realized I could become a billionaire with a trip to Vegas was when my buddies and I [...]
(Previously, On Vancouver 2010.)
Tonya Harding was in my bathroom mirror. What are you doing here, I asked, not sure what else to say. (Well, that’s not entirely true, I wanted to quiz her on Nancy Kerrigan’s knees, but instead, I just looked at her with my mouth open and my head tilted to the side [...]
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I woke up this morning still a little confused as to what took place yesterday. Here I was in 1992, which made absolutely no sense seeing that this is 2010. I decided to go back to the bathroom – where it all started – to hopefully find answers. But since I didn’t [...]
Overall, the event went over pretty well. I watched it on TV with my wife and though, yep this is nice. I did manage to sit through most of it, but the moment KD Lang was introduced to sing Hallelujah, I pretended to have gut raunch and hid in the bathroom.
I locked myself in there [...]
I love heavy metal. I loved it more when my hair was feathered and my three balls were squished inside my acid wash Levis. But I especially loved the way every metal band sang about the very exact thing.
Here’s a dozen bands that were guilty of not knowing what a thesaurus was:
The moral of [...]