Some ads, a blog; and the blatant misuse of a semicolon.
Today for lunch, I went to one of those grocery store salad bars. I’m not a name dropper but it was the Co-op and I saw Robert Deniro there. He was in line buying lemon juice. Next to him was Lionel Richie who was on his cell phone and saying hello, is it me you’re [...]
Recently, I was reading a community newsletter that wasn’t even from my community. As far as newsletters go, it was a pretty painful skim-through. Then I came across something that was a little too self-help bookish for my liking, but having said this, it kind of grabbed me. The author is not known. She (she [...]
This morning, we ran out of toilet paper. I had to do a number two and that’s just how most mornings go. But the problem with this morning, was the fact that I was already squeezing out number two before realizing that our cottony soft Cottonelle was nowhere to be found.
Hey, I yelled.
Help, I yelped.
No [...]
If you’re inhaling and exhaling air, chances are you’ve heard this song song from Wham! Wham!. Unlucky you you. It was a number one hit by George Michael and his crew long before George got caught showing his cock cock to an undercover cop cop in a public toilet.
Personally, I was never a fan fan [...]