Apparently My Life Is Less Stressful These Days. { 0 }
Not sure how my nails got so long, but they did. You may think I downloaded this pic from Google images after searching “long nails” and dragging the 03050429105932811091.jpg file unto this posting, but you’d be wrong in thinking that.
You’re entitled to your opinion. Much like I’m entitled to not to pick my nose and yank out my long nostril hairs anymore.
It’s not all rainbows and unicorns, though. These days, I’m also itchier than ever, creeping people out by running my fingernails across a chalkboard is proving difficult, and paper rocks, scissors has become quite a deadly game, to say the least. And by deadly, I mean I kill my opponents. Well, actually, paper kills them. So too does scissors. At least that’s the story I’ve been using.
The moral of this post? I’ve never had a pedicure either.
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