Some ads, a blog; and the blatant misuse of a semicolon.
I played soccer in high school, brother. I’d be more than happy to date myself by telling you exactly which year that was but I failed grade 10 math so I won’t, brother. Anyways, we played one of our games on astroturf. Not sure if we won or lost or tied but I know that [...]
I picked up this book when I was in Vegas. I remember being in New York New York, drinking what may have been a Manhattan, while watching women lounging by the pool with big fake titties. As I flipped the pages, my eyes kept getting interrupted by not only the fake titties, but also the [...]
The moral of this post? Jesus is 2042 years old today. That’s a lot of candles.
I’m all for a good chuckle. Even if it is at the expense of a really nice gesture. If you don’t laugh at this ballon release for orphans video, congratulations, you’re going to make it to heaven one day.
The moral of this post? Is it hot in here or is just, oh wait, I forgot [...]
It’s snowing in Calgary. And cold. So, being the caring parent that I am, I decided that my son should wear a tuque before going outside and getting me a coffee. Er, I mean building a snowman. But as I kneel down to put a tuque on his head, Zachary makes two guns with his [...]
Not sure how my nails got so long, but they did. You may think I downloaded this pic from Google images after searching “long nails” and dragging the 03050429105932811091.jpg file unto this posting, but you’d be wrong in thinking that.
You’re entitled to your opinion. Much like I’m entitled to not to pick my nose and [...]
Forget my take on it, simply watch the following game show out of Japan and ask yourself this: could Canada ever possibly begin to even fathom the thought of pursuing the unlikeable possibility of perhaps one day airing a show of this nature?
The moral of this post? I’ll take Uptight Canada for $200, Alec.
First off, let me begin by saying that I’m not gay. I’m actually quite the grumpy bastard, really. Waking up on the wrong side of the bed – that’s what I do.
So I kind of surprised myself when I started socializing with others (and by others, I mean men) in the steam room of my [...]
I’ve yet to hear back. I need to work on my puns. And I will, and I will….
1. Tiger bites off more than he can chew!
2. Tiger preying!
3. Tiger praying!
4. Tiger’s been lion all along!
5. Tiger’s wood in Playgirl?
6. Tiger, not out of the Woods!
7. Tiger’s wife teed off!
8. Tiger too literal about Nike slogan!
9. [...]