Sebastien Wilcox

Today, I’m not sure what I’m gonna write about. Whatever it is, it’s sure to be pretty boring and non eventful. For that, I apologize in advance. I know I’m being truthfully honest but hey, after you read this, you’ll see why I brought it up. I’d rather be up front with you, dear reader, because I don’t want you to think that I’m always this lame and painfully dull.

I tend to like the preamble.

Like the other day, my temporary filling fell out from my left front tooth. Which left me with half a tooth. The dental office was closed and I couldn’t get the filling replaced ’til the next day.  I had an interview which I couldn’t rescedule so I went half toothed to it. As soon as I walked into the office, even before the obligatory nice to meet you handshake, I pointed to my half tooth and said damn filling fell out sorry I look like a hick you should see how handsome I am when I have a whole tooth anyways glad that’s out of the way nice to meet you I’m Sebastien Wilcox sorry I’m late traffic was inth- inth- inthane. 

I’ve done similar preambles for facial zits and spills on my shirts.

Which takes us, uneventfully enough, to the end of this post (there’s a minute you won’t get back; four minutes if you’re just learning how to read.)

The moral of this post? It’s time for me to live vicariously through someone a little more interesting.