Sebastien Wilcox

I left my advertising job a few weeks ago and people ask me why I left and I say it was my time to move on. Then they say come on why did you really leave and then I say we weren’t on the same page. Then they say stop it with the politically correct answers why did you quit and I say we didn’t see eye to eye, my plate was full, there’s no “i” in team and we should do lunch sometime. And they say what? And I say I wasn’t the right fit. And they say you weren’t working in fashion were you? And I said no I’m not pretty enough. They say no shit. I say hey easy. And they say just kidding. And I say phew. And then they say but seriously what happened? And I say remember that clip from Jerry Maguire when Tom Cruise gets fired and he leaves with the goldfish and Renee Zelwegger and they say yeah. Then I say it was kinda like that only I wasn’t fired, the goldfish was a toothbrush and no Hollywood actress walked out with me.

The moral of this post? I’m still searching for my Cuba Gooding Jr.