Things You Can Learn From A Four Year-Old Part 7. { 0 }
My son Zachary likes cheese. In fact, if he had a choice between eating cheese and going to the zoo, he would choose cheddar, gouda, edam, goat, havarti, mozzarella, parmesan, sliced, nacho, cream, string and whiz over the hippo and the elephant.
It’s not that Zachary is an animal activist, it’s just that he hates how zoos smell – because as we all know, zoos don’t smell delicious.
Yesterday, I introduced Zach to blue cheese.
Papa he said, that cheese smells like the zoo. It’s called blue cheese I said, would you like to try some? My son looked at me like I was not very smart. I attempted to regain my father figure status by saying it taste great on a cracker to which he replied no it doesn’t taste great dad, it tastes like a zoo on a cracker.
The moral of this post? Zachary’s not getting a Blue Cheese Annual Pass for his birthday.
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