Some ads, a blog; and the blatant misuse of a semicolon.
My son Zachary impresses the hell out of me. Like every parent, I’m simply amazed by how his little brain functions. Now, I’m not gonna bore you with how Zachary excels at such and such a sport, how he’s more coordinated than the average 8 year-old, how he’s bilingual and smart and funny and charming [...]
I’m typing whatever comes to my mind. Over matter. Of fact. Fiction. Read. Words. Appear. Like magic. Trick. Or treat. Me to lunch. Crowd. Surfing. The big wave. Goodbye. Goodby. Silverstein. And partners. Gay. Happy. Face. Your fear. Of the dark. Iron Maiden. Taiwan. Thai food. Typhoon. Hurricane. Andrew. Andy. Dick. Is a dick. A [...]
Some creative folks in ad agencies create fake ads to get recognition from award shows. They do this, knowing that awards will lead to fancier titles, bigger salaries and R-E-S-P-E-C-T. A great fake ad gets noticed, that’s the long and short (and fake) of it. Now let’s talk about breasts.
Breasts are beautiful. Like ads, some [...]
I wanted to share an email from my mom’s boyfriend. This guy is opinionated and intelligent and very direct. It’s the very directness of his ways that makes him both a sweet man and a menace to society. Whatever side you choose, he is a character, that’s for sure. That’s why I love him.
I’ve attached [...]
A hug? A handshake? a kiss? A double-kiss? A high-five? A low knuckles bump? How do you greet someone you haven’t seen in months? How ’bout someone you’ve only met once but got along really well with? And if it with a hug, is it a nice, full bodied hug, with arms wrapped around one [...]
This is my first blog. I never thought I’d be involved in anything like this seeing that I’ve never been one to share much with anyone. Except for cold symptoms and stuff. But I decided to give this a shot, to throw myself out there, to jump on the proverbial blog bandwagon. I’ve never kept [...]